Saturday, October 21, 2006

IT'S A TRAP!

11:13:26 PM Emily: how long before wine goes bad after you open it if you put the cork back in it?
11:13:37 PM Chris: you know i think it depends on the wine
11:14:04 PM Emily: ok bc the kid next door gave me the white wine he just opened
11:14:18 PM Emily: and he had like one sip
11:14:57 PM Chris: what kind of wine exactly
11:15:02 PM Emily: cheap stuff
11:15:06 PM Chris: lol tell me about it
11:15:07 PM Emily: charles shaw white wine
11:15:10 PM Chris: OH FUCK
11:15:11 PM Chris: LOL
11:15:14 PM Chris: THROW IT THE FUCK AWAY
11:15:17 PM Chris: THROW IT THE FUCK OUT
11:15:18 PM Emily: lol bad/
11:15:19 PM Chris: OMGOMG
11:15:21 PM Emily: ?
11:15:23 PM Chris: DUDE
11:15:29 PM Chris: THROW IT OUT THE NEAREST AIRLOCK
11:15:40 PM Chris: ITS A TRAP!!!

Anybody who has tried Two Buck Chuck Chardonnay knows exactly what I'm talking about.

Monday, October 09, 2006

How Chris Sees cnn.com