No more audit!

I can finally return to my life of not worrying about getting seriously audited. Lesson learned: make sure you always file a 1040 Schedule D when you sell shares of a stock whether you earn income or not. Otherwise the IRS will assume that you paid -0- for your shares and sold them for X, making X profit and wanting to tax X amount of capital gains. Oh how I love income tax. What ever happened to Forbes' Flat Tax?